The Nagmuts... such an eccentric species. Known for their dimensional scavenging and rummaging through wastelands, harbor a peculiar fascination and awe when it comes to the t-shirt industry here on earth.
Stemming from their experience with coming across thousands of our tshirts being both worn and thrown away, they have formed the opinion that many of our choices of t-shirts are pointless, and to be even more clear- just plain stupid. In their eyes (or in the case of some Nagmuts 'eye' since many of them are cyclops), the ubiquitous presence of t-shirts is pointless and they find no practical use for themselves. Instead they prefer the finer, department store button downs and casual wear over such ridiculous garb.
However, the fact so many humans do in fact wear t-shirts, the Nagmuts feel these garments serve as compelling evidence of the industry's supreme financial prowess. As if humans rely on t-shirts moreso than any other food, commodity, etc.
This belief has coalesced into a near-unshakeable conviction that the t-shirt sector holds a dominant position over most other industries. To them, the sheer variety and volume of t-shirts — each bearing different designs, slogans, and purposes — signify not just a thriving market, but a cornerstone of economic power that outstrips the capabilities and influence of other commercial sectors.
Despite the lack of concrete evidence to support their grandiose and ridiculous theory, the Nagmuts' observations of human behavior and commerce through their interdimensional expeditions have only solidified their perspective. They marvel at how t-shirts serve as canvases for expression, commemorations of events, and even tokens of allegiance, deducing that such versatility and emotional significance must surely translate to unparalleled financial success. In their discussions, they argue that the t-shirt industry’s ability to permeate every level of human society is a clear indicator of its supremacy. To the Nagmuts, the idea that a simple piece of clothing could wield such economic influence is not just plausible but a fundamental truth of the universe, underscoring their belief in the limitless financial potential of t-shirt sales. This perspective, while somewhat outlandish to those grounded in the realities of economic diversification, speaks volumes about the Nagmuts' unique worldview and their enchantment with the commonplace wonders of human civilization.
So to answer many humans question as to WHY Nagmuts.com prides itself on their extensive and growing Nagmuts | Spreadshop online store....the truth is we dont pride ourselves on these t-shirts. In fact we are quite embarrassed to sell such ridiculousness. We do it as a favor to these Nagmuts. It is a real ego booster for them to know they are being promoted on t-shirts, even though they would never admit it...
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